Submitted By A True Conservative
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This cartoon was in the Chicago Tribune in 1934. Look carefully at the plan of action in the lower left corner.
Remember the adage:
“Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.”
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Pooch Border Patrol
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Submitted by June McWilliam of RePatriot Radio
Mike Cutler (host of RePatriot Radio’s “Bordering on Insanity”)and I were just lamenting what is happening with this administration – that Obama wants NASA to focus its efforts, on making Muslims around the world, feel good about their contributions to math and science. Mike suggested that perhaps, in order to accomplish the President’s goal, NASA Administrator Bolden would order, that the soon to be retired space shuttle fleet, be replaced with “magic carpets”!
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My NEW Green hat
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here’s the hat. Try it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service..
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours. At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. Don’t try it at McDonald’s though. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
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CHECK YOUR EMAIL!
Submitted by Jim McElhenney
Just wanted to let you know – yesterday I received my stimulus package for 2010.
It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 10 coupons to KFC.
The directions were in Spanish.
Hope you get yours soon!
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CARTOONISTS ARE GAINING SOME COURAGE! Finally!!!!!!!
Submitted by Mike Souders
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COME TO THE USA – IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WEREN’T SO TRUE
Linda Rosen
Patriot of Lower Bucks
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A STUDENT EXPLAINS BUDGET CUTS
VERY INTERESTING..WORTH THE 2 MINUTES
www.wimp.com/budgetcuts
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YOU GOTTA LOVE MAXINE!
Posted 4/1/10
“BAIL’EM OUT!!! ????”
Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it.. They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and our health plans to the same nit-wits who
couldn’t make money running a whore house and selling whiskey?!”
“What the HELL are we thinking?
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Only 4 TICKETS LEFT…HURRY
I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) Event at the Ford Center next weekend in Beaumont, Texas, if anybody wants them.
Robbie is going to try to jump over 1,000 Obama supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.
Should be a good time.
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CAJUNS AREN’T AS DUMB AS YOU THINK
Even after the recent Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren’t smart.
I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment.
Anybody that would build a city 5 ft. below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats is a damn genius.
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